HOTTIE REPORT CARD: MARION COTILLARD

    

No doubt most of this weekend (and probably a few weekends to come) will be all about ROGUE ONE. While STAR WARS gets much of the hype, us gamer have been waiting with just as much interest to see how the long in the works movie adaptation of the Assassin's Creed series of games will turn out. Next week finally answers this question. While certainly different from the game in some ways, the trailers suggest this movie has enough of the game's vibe about it to please all but the most hardcore AC fans. Things become even more encouraging when considering the movie's top notch cast, which includes elegantly sexy French hottie Marion Collard. She's been classing up joints for years now. But how does she fair in our hottie class?

I don't know what it is about some French women, but they do seem to stand out in this category. Somehow they managed to develop a beauty gene no one else has figured out yet. This might be why so much of their contributions to the history of pretty faces, especially on the big screen, is as substantial as it is. Marion has a place of honor among that lot. She's almost too pretty for some of the roles she's taken over the years. Hard edge content just doesn't seem to suit a face like Marion's. Those in need of an angel or a mythical goddess of beauty, she is definitely your go to actress.

BOOBS: A

I've been drooling over Marion's boobs for longer than most people this side of the pond. I recall watching one of her first roles in the French TV movie Chloé sometime around the mid-90s. She was a revelation then in more ways than one. While obviously beautiful, she was also so sublimely put together as to be painful to look at - like a bright ray of sunshine on a summer afternoon. Since then Marion has allowed us many a fine view of her boobs in various movies. Sure, those boobs might not be as perky and perfect as they once were, there's still enough there to please any boob fan

  Marion's ass.

Being critical about any part of Marion's body is a half-hearted endeavor for me. I can name all sorts of women I'd be far more content to run down in an evaluation like this. Granted, Marion's ass isn't bulging with an excess of booty flesh. But not so little that it effects her overall goodness. Even if her ass is the understated kind, it earns itself decent marks just by being Marion's ass.

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard,Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie,Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike,Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood,Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland,Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan,Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone,Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey,Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson,Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung.